Thanks to Sue for the first sentence. “The son of a gun is a bullet,” he says, cradling the revolver. I don’t know what to say, so I don’t say anything.
He squints up at me, looking for a response.
“Okay,” I say. Lamely.
“In films, how many times have you seen the villain talk to his victim before killing him? Explaining what they’re about, giving some long spiel about the Bible or some such thing?”
“Like in Pulp Fiction?”
“Right.”
I swallow. It isn’t hard to see where he’s going with this. “A lot, I guess.”
He nods. “That never made sense to me. A hit man is hired to perform a task without calling attention to himself or his client. Why prolong the event? Why waste time on chat?”
What am I supposed to say? “Right.”
“I know now, of course. It’s a power trip. He’s not talking to the victim, he’s talking to himself. It’s a way to keep yourself from going crazy. That’s my theory, anyway. For the moment.”
I look down at my shoes.
“Then again, there’s the times when a hit man is a sadist, too. Some of us like to torture our victims. The rationale, I believe, is that the target’s not going to live, anyway. He’s dead the minute we lay eyes on him. He’s a toy now.”
I can’t look at him. And yet, I can’t not look. He’s still watching me, cradling the revolver. “You said the son of a gun is a bullet,” I remember. “What did you mean?”
“The gun is supposed to be phallic. The barrel. But think about it the other way. It’s a birth canal.”
“Oh.”
“Or put it another way. A gun is an intention.”
An intention. I shift; my body is itching with anxiety.
He checks the chambers to be sure the gun is loaded. “Don’t look,” he advises.
I blink. How can I not look?
“Please,” he whispers.
In the moment it takes to blink again, blood is spattered all over me. He’s on the floor. The right side of his head is missing. My ears are ringing. The gun is still in his hand.
Great. Now how am I supposed to get out of these ropes?
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