See Audrey.

Audrey isn’t feeling well. Audrey has a headache. But not just any headache.

Audrey has to finish a report this afternoon. It is a tedious job that Audrey would prefer not to do, but today Audrey will pass the task off to a subordinate. Because today, Audrey has a headache. And not just any headache.

Audrey is suffering from a NEW AND IMPROVED HEADACHE developed by Dawson & Bader Labs. This headache is clinically proven to last UP TO TWELVE HOURS, longer than any other headache available without a prescription!* This new headache is both SAFE and EFFECTIVE.

That’s because this headache is specially formulated to create simple vascular spasms within the sinus cavity, causing no harm to the sinus or to the brain itself. Audrey’s headache is both POWERFUL and FAST-ACTING, providing crippling pain just when she needs it. Take one for a mild ache, two for moderate throbbing.

Thanks to her new headache from Dawson & Bader Labs, today Audrey can leave work early, have Chinese delivered instead of cooking, and get out of sex with her husband.

Dawson & Bader. Making life easier for us all.

*For headaches lasting longer than two weeks, please consult your physician. Please dose responsibly.

Copyright 2006 Amy Frushour Kelly. All rights reserved.
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