In the end, it wasn’t the act of introducing his fiancée to his parents that was difficult. It wasn’t her answering honestly his mother’s innocent question, “What do you do for a living?” with “I’m an actress in adult films,” although that was a little tricky.

It was when his dad looked at her, slapped his knee and said, “I thought I knew you from somewhere! How do you ram those dildoes so far up your butt?”

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