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		<title>Protected: Chapter 25: FREAKY JOHN KEEPS AN APPOINTMENT</title>
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		<title>Protected: CHAPTER 24: HISTORY</title>
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		<title>Protected: CHAPTER 22: THE PIGS AND HOT STUFF</title>
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		<title>Chapter 20: SAUL&#8217;S ERRAND OF MERCY</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Saul Hersch awoke a little after one in the morning. He rose from his bed and used the toilet. Washing his hands at the sink, his eyes lit on a little pot of lip balm on the vanity top. Helena liked that particular style of lip balm, he remembered. It smelled of rose hips and [...]]]></description>
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<p class="MsoBodyText" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in"><font size="3" /><font face="Times New Roman">Saul Hersch awoke a little after one in the morning. He  rose from his bed and used the toilet. Washing his hands at the sink, his eyes  lit on a little pot of lip balm on the vanity top. Helena liked that particular  style of lip balm, he remembered. It smelled of rose hips and ginger and made  her lips shiny.</font></p>
<p class="MsoBodyText" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in"><font size="3" /><font face="Times New Roman">Mr.  Hersch smiled at the thought of his daughter. Such a good girl. She’d married a  doctor, of course, and she lived in Princeton, near her mother, but she drove up  once or twice a month to visit with her old dad, and they’d go to Boston Chicken  (a place he enjoyed but wasn’t too expensive—Mr. Hersch did not like the idea of  his daughter spending money on him when she could be saving it for potential  grandchildren) and out to a movie, or sometimes they would take a walk around  Pavonia Newport Mall. The drive from Princeton took an hour, so Helena usually  left in the evening, although sometimes she stayed overnight. When Helena slept  over, Mr. Hersch liked to surprise her by taking her out to the International  House of Pancakes for breakfast in the morning as a treat. After so many years,  Helena probably wasn’t surprised by the IHOP trip anymore—how could she be?—but  she was a good sport and always acted as though it was  unexpected.</font></p>
<p class="MsoBodyText" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in"><font size="3" /><font face="Times New Roman">Mr.  Hersch missed his daughter. She had her job in Princeton, of course, he  understood that. Princeton had been her other home for most of her life, since  her mother moved there to marry a physicist after the divorce. Helena was just  thirteen then. It was hard to believe she was in her forties now. Time marches  on, after all.</font></p>
<p class="MsoBodyText" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in"><font size="3" /><font face="Times New Roman">Walking back to bed, Mr. Hersch noticed that the door to  the spare bedroom was closed, as it always was when Helena wasn’t there.  </font></p>
<p class="MsoBodyText" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in"><font size="3" /><font face="Times New Roman">How  strange. Hadn’t she come to visit earlier that day? She had planned to stay for  a while, hadn’t she? Mr. Hersch opened the spare bedroom door. The bed was still  made. Oh, dear. She’d returned to Princeton, and he hadn’t even remembered. Oh,  curse this dreadful aging process! He went back to the bathroom. Yes, she’d  certainly left her lip balm. He picked it up and ran his fingertips over the  container. He wasn’t imagining it. It was real. She had been here.  </font></p>
<p class="MsoBodyText" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in"><font size="3" /><font face="Times New Roman">What if she needed the lip balm? He’d never purchased it,  but it looked expensive. It probably wasn’t easy to get on a Sunday. Many stores  were closed on Sunday. Poor Helena might be looking all over for this, when he  had it right here. She could hardly be expected to drive all the way back to  Hoboken for the balm.</font></p>
<p class="MsoBodyText" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in"><font size="3" /><font face="Times New Roman">Very well. If Mohammed could not go to the mountain, the  mountain would go to Mohammed.</font></p>
<p class="MsoBodyText" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in"><font size="3" /><font face="Times New Roman">Mr.  Hersch retrieved his wallet and his keys from the dresser in his bedroom. He  donned his brown bathrobe and tied it around his waist, putting the pot of lip  balm into his pocket. On his way out of the building, he considered tapping at  Jonathan’s door, but there was no reason to wake him. Let the poor boy  sleep.</font></p>
<p class="MsoBodyText" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in"><font size="3" /><font face="Times New Roman">Outside, the street was deserted. Mr. Hersch walked to  the end of the block and turned toward the park. A taxicab was cruising slowly  down the avenue. When Mr. Hersch waved, the taxicab pulled over and  waited.</font></p>
<p class="MsoBodyText" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in"><font size="3" /><font face="Times New Roman">“Could you drive me to Princeton,  please?”</font></p>
<p class="MsoBodyText" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in"><font size="3" /><font face="Times New Roman">The  driver, a dark-haired man of about fifty, shrugged. “Hop  in.”</font></p>
<p class="MsoBodyText" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in"><font size="3" /><font face="Times New Roman">“Thank you.” Mr. Hersch settled into the back seat and  took the pot of lip balm from his pocket to show it to the driver. “I have to go  to Princeton, you see, because my daughter forgot her lip  balm.”</font></p>
<p class="MsoBodyText" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in"><font size="3" /><font face="Times New Roman">The  driver eased out from the curb and made the turn around the park. “What’s in  it?”</font></p>
<p class="MsoBodyText" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in"><font size="3" /><font face="Times New Roman">“Lip balm.”</font></p>
<p class="MsoBodyText" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in"><font size="3" /><font face="Times New Roman">“You don’t just go running off in the middle of the night  because somebody forgot their chapstick.”</font></p>
<p class="MsoBodyText" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in"><font size="3" /><font face="Times New Roman">“Is  it the middle of the night?”</font></p>
<p class="MsoBodyText" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in"><font size="3" /><font face="Times New Roman">The  driver stared at Mr. Hersch in the rear-view mirror. “It’s one-thirty a.m.!  What’s your daughter doing at one-thirty in the morning that she’s gonna need  chapstick for?”</font></p>
<p class="MsoBodyText" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in"><font size="3" /><font face="Times New Roman">“One-thirty! I thought it was later in the morning than  that.”</font></p>
<p class="MsoBodyText" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in"><font size="3" /><font face="Times New Roman">“She a hooker?”</font></p>
<p class="MsoBodyText" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in"><font size="3" /><font face="Times New Roman">“Beg pardon?”</font></p>
<p class="MsoBodyText" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in"><font size="3" /><font face="Times New Roman">“Never mind.”</font></p>
<p class="MsoBodyText" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in"><font size="3" /><font face="Times New Roman">“Helena’s a good girl. Married, of course. His name is  Grant. He’s a neurologist.”</font></p>
<p class="MsoBodyText" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in"><font size="3" /><font face="Times New Roman">“Your daughter’s married to a brain  surgeon?”</font></p>
<p class="MsoBodyText" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in"><font size="3" /><font face="Times New Roman">“Oh, no, not a brain surgeon. The other kind of  neurologist. Very nice young man. He works very hard, you know. And she’s got  her doctorate in special education, or something like  that.”</font></p>
<p class="MsoBodyText" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in"><font size="3" /><font face="Times New Roman">The  driver shook his head. “I wish your daughter would talk to my daughter. My  daughter’s boyfriend is not very nice. A bum. You always want the best for your  children. This boy is not the best, not by a long  shot.”</font></p>
<p class="MsoBodyText" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in"><font size="3" /><font face="Times New Roman">“I  want grandchildren. And I want Helena to move up here. I have Jonathan, of  course, but I feel so alone sometimes.”</font></p>
<p class="MsoBodyText" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in"><font size="3" /><font face="Times New Roman">“Without family, what do you have? Nothing,” the driver  replied, answering himself. “Family is  everything.”</font></p>
<p class="MsoBodyText" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in"><font size="3" /><font face="Times New Roman">“I’ve always felt that way. Now I’ve outlived just about  everyone but my daughter and my ex-wife. If only Helena would have a  child.”</font></p>
<p class="MsoBodyText" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in"><font size="3" /><font face="Times New Roman">“You love her very much. Taking a taxi all the way to  Princeton in the middle of the night.”</font></p>
<p class="MsoBodyText" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in"><font size="3" /><font face="Times New Roman">Mr.  Hersch smiled. These were his last years. As clouded as his mind might be, he  was aware of his frailty. Sylvia, Helena’s mother, was much younger, in her late  sixties. Sylvia would outlive Saul by a good twenty years. Why couldn’t Helena  and Grant move up to Hoboken? Why couldn’t his family be near him for however  long he had left? He loved Jonathan, of course, like a son, but  Helena…</font></p>
<p class="MsoBodyText" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in"><font size="3" /><font face="Times New Roman">“Sir? Are you  crying?”</font></p>
<p class="MsoBodyText" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in"><font size="3" /><font face="Times New Roman">Mr.  Hersch wiped at his eyes. “How long to  Princeton?”</font></p>
<p class="MsoBodyText" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in"><font size="3" /><font face="Times New Roman">“No  traffic. Maybe forty minutes.” The driver glanced up at his mirror. “Are you all  right?”</font></p>
<p class="MsoBodyText" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in"><font size="3" /><font face="Times New Roman">“I’ll be better once I’m with Helena. It’s funny. I used  to be the one she looked up to. Now I go to her for  solace.”</font></p>
<p class="MsoBodyText" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in"><font size="3" /><font face="Times New Roman">“The way of the world, my  friend.”</font></p>
<p class="MsoBodyText" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in"><font size="3" /><font face="Times New Roman">Mr.  Hersch removed the lip balm from his pocket and looked at it. There was some  writing on the bottom. Squinting in the glow of a streetlight, he could now make  out that the cosmetic had been purchased at a large chain drug store, open seven  days a week. What a foolish old man he was! He remembered his worry and concern  when he’d found the little pot in the bathroom. He hadn’t been as lucid then as  now. The periods of vagueness appeared to come and go. The result was that Saul  Hersch questioned his every thought, whenever he had the clarity to do so.  Certain times he questioned more than others, he thought wryly. Ah, well. He  would arrive at Helena’s doorstep in his pajamas and bathrobe, bearing lip balm  on this midnight errand of mercy, and his daughter would open the door and look  upon him with pity in her eyes. She would thank him for the lip balm, of course,  and act as though everything were fine. He, too, would act as though everything  were fine. She would find him there, and he would say, “Hi. It’s me,” and she  would reply, “Hi, Me,” just as they had for over thirty years, and they would  pretend that nothing was awry. And then he would silently cry himself to sleep  in the spare bedroom of Grant Spitznaugel and Helena Hersch-Spitznaugel’s  home.</font></p>
<p class="MsoBodyText" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in"><font size="3" /><font face="Times New Roman">The  spare bedroom had very comfortable pillows, he remembered. Big and soft, they  contoured to fit the sleeper’s head, aiding posture. Very comfortable, he yawned  to himself, warm and…</font></p>
<p class="MsoBodyText" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in"><font size="3" /><font face="Times New Roman">“Sir? Sir?”</font></p>
<p class="MsoBodyText" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in"><font size="3" /><font face="Times New Roman">Mr.  Hersch blinked. He was in the back of a car. A taxicab. How had he gotten  there?</font></p>
<p class="MsoBodyText" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in"><font size="3" /><font face="Times New Roman">“We’re here, sir. You fell  asleep.”</font></p>
<p class="MsoBodyText" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in"><font size="3" /><font face="Times New Roman">Where? Mr. Hersch leaned forward to look out the window.  A familiar house—a big, rambling two-story with a fountain in the front garden.  “This looks like Helena’s.”</font></p>
<p class="MsoBodyText" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in"><font size="3" /><font face="Times New Roman">“Do  you want me to go ring the bell for you?”</font></p>
<p class="MsoBodyText" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in"><font size="3" /><font face="Times New Roman">Mr.  Hersch felt in his pocket. “No, I have a key. Thank you for driving me. How  much?”</font></p>
<p class="MsoBodyText" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in"><font size="3" /><font face="Times New Roman">They settled the tab, Mr. Hersch tipped him, and the  driver waited until Mr. Hersch had unlocked his way into his daughter’s house  before pulling away.</font></p>
<p class="MsoBodyText" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in"><font size="3" /><font face="Times New Roman">Grant had installed a touch-pad alarm system, but he and  Helena had accidentally set it off so many times that the police stopped coming  for the alarms. While the house was equipped with intimidating-looking security,  all Mr. Hersch needed was a key to get in.</font></p>
<p class="MsoBodyText" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in"><font size="3" /><font face="Times New Roman">No  reason to wake poor Helena. Mr. Hersch knew where the spare bedroom was, and he  could take a train back in the morning. Why had he come here, anyway? He didn’t  think Helena was expecting him. Then again, perhaps she was. Mr. Hersch made his  way to the master bedroom and tapped softly at the  door.</font></p>
<p class="MsoBodyText" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in"><font size="3" /><font face="Times New Roman">There was no answer. Were Helena and Grant even  home?</font></p>
<p class="MsoBodyText" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in"><font size="3" /><font face="Times New Roman">Mr.  Hersch eased the door open and peered inside. Two heads, close together, on the  pillows. Ah. They were asleep. Better not to disturb them, then. He closed the  door and shuffled off to the spare bedroom and its contoured  pillows.</font></p>
<p class="MsoBodyText" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in"><font size="3" /><font face="Times New Roman">Where he could not sleep. The bed was firm and  supportive, the pillows as luxurious as he remembered, but slumber eluded him.  After an hour or so of tossing and turning, Mr. Hersch got up from the bed and  went back downstairs to the den.</font></p>
<p class="MsoBodyText" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in"><font size="3" /><font face="Times New Roman">Grant had a big-screen television in the den. Mr. Hersch  had some trouble operating the remote control, but eventually he found a  documentary channel with an interesting program about penguins. It was quite  interesting, though he had to leave the sound very low in order not to wake his  daughter and her husband.</font></p>
<p class="MsoBodyText" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in"><font size="3" /><font face="Times New Roman">He  dozed intermittently. Drowsing was easier in the recliner than in the bed, for  some reason.</font></p>
<p class="MsoBodyText" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in"><font size="3" /><font face="Times New Roman">At  seven, Mr. Hersch got up and made coffee. This was not as complicated as it  sounded. The coffee machine was a sleek, tall cylinder of chrome that was always  set up the night before. All one had to do was switch it on. Mr. Hersch was  primarily a tea drinker, but coffee was a pleasant change from the ordinary, and  Helena’s coffee gadget made a cracking pot of coffee. Mr. Hersch found a  container of half-and-half in the refrigerator and sugar in a stainless steel  canister on the countertop. Delicious!</font></p>
<p class="MsoBodyText" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in"><font size="3" /><font face="Times New Roman">Coffee in hand, Mr. Hersch returned to the den and a  particularly nice program about the history of flea circuses. Not long  afterward, he heard someone padding into the kitchen. “Morning!” he sang out,  not wanting to alarm Helena and Grant. “It’s  me!”</font></p>
<p class="MsoBodyText" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in"><font size="3" /><font face="Times New Roman">No  one replied, “Hi, Me.”</font></p>
<p class="MsoBodyText" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in"><font size="3" /><font face="Times New Roman">Peculiar. This was Helena’s house, was it not? Of course  it was. He had let himself in with the key, he had seen them sleeping in their  bed. There on the shelf was their framed wedding picture—well! It lay face-down  on the shelf. He must have accidentally knocked it over at some point. Mr.  Hersch righted the photograph and made his way into the kitchen. The kitchen was  empty. He heard footsteps scrambling up the  stairs.</font></p>
<p class="MsoBodyText" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in"><font size="3" /><font face="Times New Roman">Mr.  Hersch made his way to the foot of the staircase. “Helena? Grant? It’s all  right! Only me.”</font></p>
<p class="MsoBodyText" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in"><font size="3" /><font face="Times New Roman">Grant came down the stairs, tying his robe. “Hello, Dad.  Did you come back during the night?”</font></p>
<p class="MsoBodyText" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in"><font size="3" /><font face="Times New Roman">“Yes. I made coffee. If you don’t mind, I’d like to take  you kids out to IHOP. Wouldn’t that be  nice?”</font></p>
<p class="MsoBodyText" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in"><font size="3" /><font face="Times New Roman">“Sorry, Dad, I don’t think that would be a good idea.  Where’s Helena?”</font></p>
<p class="MsoBodyText" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in"><font size="3" /><font face="Times New Roman">“Haven’t seen her yet this morning. Took a taxi last  night to bring her this.” He held out the pot of lip balm. “I hope I didn’t  shock you kids by turning up like this.”</font></p>
<p class="MsoBodyText" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in"><font size="3" /><font face="Times New Roman">Grant took the little pot and studied it carefully. “Did  Helena come with you?”</font></p>
<p class="MsoBodyText" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in"><font size="3" /><font face="Times New Roman">“No, as I said, I haven’t seen her.” Something about this  didn’t feel right. “Would you like some  coffee?”</font></p>
<p class="MsoBodyText" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in"><font size="3" /><font face="Times New Roman">“Sure. Why don’t you make me a cup. I’m going to make a  phone call.”</font></p>
<p class="MsoBodyText" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in"><font size="3" /><font face="Times New Roman">“At  this hour? Well, I suppose you doctors are used to telephoning people at all  sorts of crazy hours. You go on, Grant. I’ll fix your coffee right  up.”</font></p>
<p class="MsoBodyText" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in"><font size="3" /><font face="Times New Roman">Grant left the room, returning a few minutes  later.</font></p>
<p class="MsoBodyText" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in"><font size="3" /><font face="Times New Roman">“I  couldn’t remember if you preferred milk or half-and-half, so I took a chance and  used the creamer. Plenty of sugar, and I added some nutmeg from the spice rack.  This coffee will knock your socks off.” Mr. Hersch laughed. “We used to say  that, back when I was younger. ‘Knock your socks off,’ and ‘swell.’ Now I expect  I sound as old as the hills, talking like this to  you.”</font></p>
<p class="MsoBodyText" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in"><font size="3" /><font face="Times New Roman">Grant accepted the coffee.  </font></p>
<p class="MsoBodyText" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in"><font size="3" /><font face="Times New Roman">“Try it.”</font></p>
<p class="MsoBodyText" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in"><font size="3" /><font face="Times New Roman">Without a word, Grant sipped the  coffee.</font></p>
<p class="MsoBodyText" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in"><font size="3" /><font face="Times New Roman">“Is  it all right? I can make you another if you don’t like it. Too much sugar,  maybe?”</font></p>
<p class="MsoBodyText" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in"><font size="3" /><font face="Times New Roman">His  son-in-law set the cup down on the counter. “Dad, who just answered the phone at  your house?”</font></p>
<p class="MsoBodyText" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in"><font size="3" /><font face="Times New Roman">“Beg your pardon?”</font></p>
<p class="MsoBodyText" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in"><font size="3" /><font face="Times New Roman">“I  called there just now, and a man answered. Who was  it?”</font></p>
<p class="MsoBodyText" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in"><font size="3" /><font face="Times New Roman">“Oh, dear. Jonathan, perhaps. I didn’t tell him I was  leaving. I should call him. He’ll be wanting me to take my pills. I hope he’s  not upset.” </font></p>
<p class="MsoBodyText" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in"><font size="3" /><font face="Times New Roman">“It  wasn’t your friend Jonathan. I’ve heard his voice  before.”</font></p>
<p class="MsoBodyText" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in"><font size="3" /><font face="Times New Roman">“Perhaps you dialed a wrong  number.”</font></p>
<p class="MsoBodyText" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in"><font size="3" /><font face="Times New Roman">“I  used the speed dial.”</font></p>
<p class="MsoBodyText" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in"><font size="3" /><font face="Times New Roman">“A  crossed wire, perhaps. I don’t know. I don’t understand telephones nowadays,  with the satellites and digital gizmos and all. Try  again.”</font></p>
<p class="MsoBodyText" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in"><font size="3" /><font face="Times New Roman">“I  did.”</font></p>
<p class="MsoBodyText" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in"><font size="3" /><font face="Times New Roman">“Well, did you ask the gentleman who he  was?”</font></p>
<p class="MsoBodyText" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in"><font size="3" /><font face="Times New Roman">“Helena’s not answering her cell phone,  either.”</font></p>
<p class="MsoBodyText" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in"><font size="3" /><font face="Times New Roman">“Why are you calling her cell  phone?”</font></p>
<p class="MsoBodyText" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in"><font size="3" /><font face="Times New Roman">“Where’s Helena, Dad? Did she come with  you?”</font></p>
<p class="MsoBodyText" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in"><font size="3" /><font face="Times New Roman">“Heavens, no. She is here,” Mr. Hersch replied. “I may be  getting on, but I am certain that my daughter is  here.”</font></p>
<p class="MsoBodyText" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in"><font size="3" /><font face="Times New Roman">“She’s not here.”</font></p>
<p class="MsoBodyText" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in"><font size="3" /><font face="Times New Roman">“Then whom did I hear in the kitchen before you came  downstairs?”</font></p>
<p class="MsoBodyText" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in"><font size="3" /><font face="Times New Roman">Grant colored slightly. “You must have imagined  it.”</font></p>
<p class="MsoBodyText" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in"><font size="3" /><font face="Times New Roman">“When I came in last night, I looked in on you both.  Helena is here.”</font></p>
<p class="MsoBodyText" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in"><font size="3" /><font face="Times New Roman">Grant took a long sip of coffee and smacked his lips.  “Tell you what, Saul. You get dressed and meet me out by the garage. We’re going  to drive back up to Hoboken.”</font></p>
<p class="MsoBodyText" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in"><font size="3" /><font face="Times New Roman">“I  didn’t bring any clothes, I’m afraid.”</font></p>
<p class="MsoBodyText" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in"><font size="3" /><font face="Times New Roman">A  raised eyebrow. “You came in your  nightclothes?”</font></p>
<p class="MsoBodyText" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in"><font size="3" /><font face="Times New Roman">Mr.  Hersch shifted on his feet. “I’m afraid I  did.”</font></p>
<p class="MsoBodyText" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in"><font size="3" /><font face="Times New Roman">“Well. You finish up your coffee, then, and I’ll throw on  some jeans, and we’ll drive up to Hoboken  together.”</font></p>
<p class="MsoBodyText" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in"><font size="3" /><font face="Times New Roman">“Why? I just got here. Let’s make a day of it. We’ll all  go to IHOP. I’ll pay, of course—”</font></p>
<p class="MsoBodyText" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in"><font size="3" /><font face="Times New Roman">“Oh, <em>that</em>  sweetens the deal.”</font></p>
<p class="MsoBodyText" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in"><font size="3" /><font face="Times New Roman">“Don’t be snippy. We’ll go to IHOP, and then perhaps the  museum. Princeton has such a lovely history—why, did you know that Grover  Cleveland lived here?”</font></p>
<p class="MsoBodyText" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in"><font size="3" /><font face="Times New Roman">“Saul, there’s a strange man in your apartment. Helena’s  not answering her phone. I’m very concerned about your daughter. Do you  understand that?”</font></p>
<p class="MsoBodyText" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in"><font size="3" /><font face="Times New Roman">“Oh, dear. Are you saying she could be in  trouble?”</font></p>
<p class="MsoBodyText" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in"><font size="3" /><font face="Times New Roman">Grant barked an angry laugh. “There’s trouble, all  right.”</font></p>
<p class="MsoBodyText" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in"><font size="3" /><font face="Times New Roman">“Oh.” Mr. Hersch considered this. Perhaps he wasn’t as  lucid as he thought. “But you’ll put everything right, won’t  you?”</font></p>
<p class="MsoBodyText" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in"><font size="3" /><font face="Times New Roman">Grant set his jaw. “I’ll get to the bottom of this, one  way or another. You’d better believe it. Get in the car, Saul. We’re taking you  home.”</font></p>
<p class="MsoBodyText" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in"><font size="3" /><font face="Times New Roman">Mr.  Hersch’s eyes lit up. “And we can stop for pancakes on the  way!”</font></p>
<p class="MsoBodyText" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in"><font size="3" /><font face="Times New Roman">They didn’t.</font></p>
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