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		<title>THE PERDIFEROUS GUEST (Take 2)</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160;This is a jam, written about two years ago, by&#160;<a href='http://tim-x.livejournal.com/profile'><img src='http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif' alt='[info]' width='17' height='17' /></a><a href='http://tim-x.livejournal.com/'><b>tim_x</b></a>and myself. Enjoy!<br /><br /><p><font size="3"></font><font face="Times New Roman"><i>From the journals of Dr. Henry Wilkes Tonnage </i><i>III</i></font></p><p><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">&#160;</font></p><p><font size="3"></font><font face="Times New Roman">My dear friend Howard,</font></p><p><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">&#160;</font></p><p><font size="3"></font><font face="Times New Roman">I am delighted to hear that my latest missive finds you well, too many of our friends have dropped out of contact, the reasons for which run the gamut from mortality to geography. All that are left now, old friend, are you, Wesley Barr &#38; I. Wesley, that old adventurer, is planning a trip back to the dark continent; a journey which you can be certain I warned him against making. Especially considering what happened when last we were there. Do you recall that night, Howard? That dark night of screams in the jungle? Of the things we saw, and of our damnable <i>guest</i>? </font></p><p><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">&#160;</font></p><p><font size="3"></font><font face="Times New Roman">…</font></p><p><font face="Times New Roman">&#160;</font></p><p><font face="Times New Roman">Henry, old friend,</font></p><p><font face="Times New Roman">&#160;</font></p><p><font face="Times New Roman">It has been many years since that fateful venture, yet I recall it every day. I thank you for warning Wesley against repeating the journey; you may rest assured that I have just penned a missive cautioning him against the same.&#160; I am not ashamed to tell you, Henry, that I have relived that horrifying night many times in my dreams. I remember the screams, old friend, but the memory that haunts me most is the recollection of hiding in the tangled foliage in ebon night, daring not to move, lest our guest perceive my labored breathing... </font></p><p><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">&#160;</font></p><p><font size="3"></font><font face="Times New Roman">…</font></p><p><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">&#160;</font></p><p><font face="Times New Roman">Howard,<br /><br />I got a deuced chill when I read your words pertaining to that night.&#160; I sometimes think, perhaps wish, that I had imagined it all, but holding your letter in my hands dashed me back into reality.&#160; I paid a visit to Wesley's estate, in one last attempt to persuade him from folly, but I'm afraid he has already boarded the Tramp Steamer "Obeisance" to Africa.&#160; All is lost, I fear, for Lord Barr will go once more into that jungle seeking to claim what he believes is his by right...but it is that which will claim him, for it belongs only to our guest of that dark night of long ago. </font></p><p><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">&#160;</font></p><p><font size="3"></font><font face="Times New Roman">…</font></p><p><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">&#160;</font></p><p><font face="Times New Roman">DEAR HENRY STOP -&#160;HAVE OBTAINED TWO TICKETS FOR THE STEAMER HMS VICTORIA DEPARTING BLAKESHEAD TOMORROW MORNING STOP - MEET ON DOCK BEFORE BOARDING STOP - BRING YOUR RIFLE STOP - I SHALL BRING THE OBJECT WE TOOK FROM THE JUNGLE STOP </font></p><p><font face="Times New Roman">&#160;</font></p><p><font face="Times New Roman">…</font></p><p><font face="Times New Roman">&#160;</font></p><p><font face="Times New Roman">My dearest Mary,</font></p><p><font face="Times New Roman">&#160;</font></p><p><font face="Times New Roman">When you read this letter, darling, I shall be on board the H.M.S. Victoria, headed east. You may contact me via the ship's wire if needs must. Henry and I are returning to the jungle to save your brother, Wesley. My love to you and the children. There is a possibility I may not return... <br /></font></p><p><font face="Times New Roman">…</font></p><p><font face="Times New Roman">&#160;</font></p><p><font size="3"></font><font face="Times New Roman">My dear Howard,<br /><br />It pains me to hear that, once again, my brother places your life in jeopardy.&#160; I am not even certain that you will receive this letter before you leave.&#160; Know that my heart goes with you and, should you fail to return dies with you in that forsaken jungle.<br /><br />…<br /><br />To: Quartermaster Jervis, Fort Britannia- Africa<br />From Dr. Howard Phillips<br /><br />Mr. Jervis,<br /><br />I am forwarding this request to alert you of my arrival, and request that you ready the necessities for my compatriot and me.&#160; When I was last in your care I left a particular locked trunk in your storeroom.&#160; Please have it cleaned and ready for me.&#160; That is all. </font></p><p><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">&#160;</font></p><font face="Times New Roman" size="3"><p>&#160;</p><p align="center"><i>Copyright 2008 Amy Frushour Kelly and Tim Mucci. All rights reserved.</i></p><p align="center"><i>Reproduction by any means prohibited without prior written consent.</i></p><p>&#160;</p></font>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&nbsp;This is a jam, written about two years ago, by&nbsp;<a href='http://tim-x.livejournal.com/profile'><img src='http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif' alt='[info]' width='17' height='17' /></a><a href='http://tim-x.livejournal.com/'><b>tim_x</b></a>and myself. Enjoy!</p>
<p><font size="3"></font><font face="Times New Roman"><i>From the journals of Dr. Henry Wilkes Tonnage </i><i>III</i></font></p>
<p><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">&nbsp;</font></p>
<p><font size="3"></font><font face="Times New Roman">My dear friend Howard,</font></p>
<p><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">&nbsp;</font></p>
<p><font size="3"></font><font face="Times New Roman">I am delighted to hear that my latest missive finds you well, too many of our friends have dropped out of contact, the reasons for which run the gamut from mortality to geography. All that are left now, old friend, are you, Wesley Barr &amp; I. Wesley, that old adventurer, is planning a trip back to the dark continent; a journey which you can be certain I warned him against making. Especially considering what happened when last we were there. Do you recall that night, Howard? That dark night of screams in the jungle? Of the things we saw, and of our damnable <i>guest</i>? </font></p>
<p><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">&nbsp;</font></p>
<p><font size="3"></font><font face="Times New Roman">…</font></p>
<p><font face="Times New Roman">&nbsp;</font></p>
<p><font face="Times New Roman">Henry, old friend,</font></p>
<p><font face="Times New Roman">&nbsp;</font></p>
<p><font face="Times New Roman">It has been many years since that fateful venture, yet I recall it every day. I thank you for warning Wesley against repeating the journey; you may rest assured that I have just penned a missive cautioning him against the same.&nbsp; I am not ashamed to tell you, Henry, that I have relived that horrifying night many times in my dreams. I remember the screams, old friend, but the memory that haunts me most is the recollection of hiding in the tangled foliage in ebon night, daring not to move, lest our guest perceive my labored breathing&#8230; </font></p>
<p><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">&nbsp;</font></p>
<p><font size="3"></font><font face="Times New Roman">…</font></p>
<p><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">&nbsp;</font></p>
<p><font face="Times New Roman">Howard,</p>
<p>I got a deuced chill when I read your words pertaining to that night.&nbsp; I sometimes think, perhaps wish, that I had imagined it all, but holding your letter in my hands dashed me back into reality.&nbsp; I paid a visit to Wesley&#8217;s estate, in one last attempt to persuade him from folly, but I&#8217;m afraid he has already boarded the Tramp Steamer &#8220;Obeisance&#8221; to Africa.&nbsp; All is lost, I fear, for Lord Barr will go once more into that jungle seeking to claim what he believes is his by right&#8230;but it is that which will claim him, for it belongs only to our guest of that dark night of long ago. </font></p>
<p><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">&nbsp;</font></p>
<p><font size="3"></font><font face="Times New Roman">…</font></p>
<p><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">&nbsp;</font></p>
<p><font face="Times New Roman">DEAR HENRY STOP -&nbsp;HAVE OBTAINED TWO TICKETS FOR THE STEAMER HMS VICTORIA DEPARTING BLAKESHEAD TOMORROW MORNING STOP &#8211; MEET ON DOCK BEFORE BOARDING STOP &#8211; BRING YOUR RIFLE STOP &#8211; I SHALL BRING THE OBJECT WE TOOK FROM THE JUNGLE STOP </font></p>
<p><font face="Times New Roman">&nbsp;</font></p>
<p><font face="Times New Roman">…</font></p>
<p><font face="Times New Roman">&nbsp;</font></p>
<p><font face="Times New Roman">My dearest Mary,</font></p>
<p><font face="Times New Roman">&nbsp;</font></p>
<p><font face="Times New Roman">When you read this letter, darling, I shall be on board the H.M.S. Victoria, headed east. You may contact me via the ship&#8217;s wire if needs must. Henry and I are returning to the jungle to save your brother, Wesley. My love to you and the children. There is a possibility I may not return&#8230; <br /></font></p>
<p><font face="Times New Roman">…</font></p>
<p><font face="Times New Roman">&nbsp;</font></p>
<p><font size="3"></font><font face="Times New Roman">My dear Howard,</p>
<p>It pains me to hear that, once again, my brother places your life in jeopardy.&nbsp; I am not even certain that you will receive this letter before you leave.&nbsp; Know that my heart goes with you and, should you fail to return dies with you in that forsaken jungle.</p>
<p>…</p>
<p>To: Quartermaster Jervis, Fort Britannia- Africa<br />From Dr. Howard Phillips</p>
<p>Mr. Jervis,</p>
<p>I am forwarding this request to alert you of my arrival, and request that you ready the necessities for my compatriot and me.&nbsp; When I was last in your care I left a particular locked trunk in your storeroom.&nbsp; Please have it cleaned and ready for me.&nbsp; That is all. </font></p>
<p><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">&nbsp;</font></p>
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